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Severed Equipment Found in Gas Station Parking Lot
February 02, 2023, 07:36 PM
IntrepidTravelerSevered Equipment Found in Gas Station Parking Lot
How has no one posted this yet? Or did I miss it?
Severed Penis Found in Gas Station Parking Lot The only thing that surprises me is it's Alabama and not Florida.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry
"Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) February 02, 2023, 07:47 PM
12131I think it's OK to post "penis" in the subject line. Lol.
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February 02, 2023, 07:48 PM
IntrepidTravelerWell, I do my best to sound sophisticated as much as possible.....
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry
"Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) February 02, 2023, 07:53 PM
parabellumThe police aren't gonna do dick.
February 02, 2023, 07:55 PM
Kenpoistquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
The police aren't gonna do dick.
Ha!
February 02, 2023, 08:27 PM
maxdogThey didn’t have the balls.
February 02, 2023, 08:34 PM
Skins2881Has any one accounted for Lorena Bobbitt?
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Sic Semper Tyrannis February 02, 2023, 09:51 PM
ElToroThey used search dogs. They were trained Wiener dogs.
I’ll see myself out.
I saw it’s in mobile AL a few miles from Florida so close enough.
February 02, 2023, 09:54 PM
r0guequote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
The police aren't gonna do dick.
Oh yeah!? Well I heard they've dispatched a unit.
February 02, 2023, 09:54 PM
220-9erNobody has reported it as missing yet?
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February 02, 2023, 10:02 PM
WildSigquote:
Originally posted by 220-9er:
Nobody has reported it as missing yet?
I thought the same thing until I read the story.
What are the odds of someones unit getting caught onto someones vehicle and then transferred to a place away from the scene and then it just falls off as they pull into a gas station.
I've found dead birds lodged in my grill after they've started stinking up the garage but I don't know how I'd react if I traced the smell to someones severed unit in my grill.
February 02, 2023, 11:06 PM
RightwireTalk about a dick that gets around...
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. February 02, 2023, 11:08 PM
blueyeMy advice for the transgendered that want a panectomy done on the cheap, don't search craigslist.
February 02, 2023, 11:43 PM
radiomanSomewhere there's a UNIX joke to go with this.
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February 03, 2023, 05:51 AM
egregorequote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Has any one accounted for Lorena Bobbitt?
She got in a car wreck. Some dick cut her off.
February 03, 2023, 05:57 AM
gearhoundsApparently from a pretty bad motorcycle accident; must have been, to knock his dick clean off
“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown February 03, 2023, 08:04 AM
MuddflapThis is a junk post.
February 03, 2023, 08:25 AM
casAnd you thought it hurt when you caught your finger in the car door.
(nasty abdominal and groin injuries are pretty common in motorcycle accidents, folks get eviscerated by the handlebars and gauge cluster)
February 03, 2023, 08:39 AM
OttoSig
Hmmmm...
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! February 03, 2023, 08:45 AM
RichardC new media reports about motorcycle accidents must include the detail: helmets or no helmets.
I think its even in the Associated Press Stylebook. Maybe.
This one doesn't.
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