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| Lead slingin' Parrot Head  |
I was working just outside of Manassas at the time the Bobbitt incident took place. Middle of the work day when the news broke and I saw a couple female coworkers having a good laugh. When I asked them what was up and they told me I rolled my eyes and walked away. They seemed to take great pleasure in that story. Many years after that I had a friend that regularly rode the Metro. He told me that one day he spotted her at a station, walked up to her, and said "you look familiar, have I seen you on TV?" To which she tersely replied "yes" and quickly walked off in a huff. Back in the '90s I saw a Howard Stern New Years pay per view that someone had recorded on an old VHS tape, and he did a skit recreating the incident. | |||
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A dick in…errrm…I mean…a BIRD in the bush………… "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Reminds me of a Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke (cajun humor). I'll probably get it wrong since I heard it years ago. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are driving down the road and happen to be behind Lorena Bobbitt when she threw her husbands penis out the window. BAP!! It hits the windshield of their car and then falls off. There's a minute of silence and then Boudreaux says "Hey, Thibodeaux, did you see that bug that hit the windshield?" Thibodeaux says "Mais oui, did you see the dick on that t'ing?" | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Actually, Lorena cut off the dick. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Happiness is Vectored Thrust  |
Fixed it for you  Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. | |||
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I hope the investigators dusted it for prints. | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
Circumcision that went wrong? | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Sounds like unit is already dispatched. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
I laughed my ass off back then… And I laughed my ass off again reading your post  …I had totally forgotten that “description” from back in the day…a BIG thank you Para  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Now Serving 7.62 |
Never get a circumcision from a blind urologist… | |||
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| drop and give me 20 pushups |
Love me some Boudreaux and Thibodeaux (cajun humor) jokes........ Problem is that some of them come from true stories and real people. ...................... drill sgt. | |||
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I had a manager who was a paramedic for a while. He said when he started, the guy who was his supervisor called sport bikes "dick rippers." Mike asked him why, and he said "I dunno what it is, but every time we respond to a crash where one of those guys has killed himself, his dick is ripped right off. Never fails." I guess there's some truth to it. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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I think he’s done fucking around. ----------------------------------- | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
It's plausible. The extreme crouched-forward riding position typical of these bikes would put extra pressure on the 'nads. | |||
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