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How has no one posted this yet? Or did I miss it? Severed Penis Found in Gas Station Parking Lot The only thing that surprises me is it's Alabama and not Florida. Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | ||
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Oriental Redneck |
I think it's OK to post "penis" in the subject line. Lol. Q | |||
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Well, I do my best to sound sophisticated as much as possible..... Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
The police aren't gonna do dick. | |||
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| Flow first, power later. |
Ha! | |||
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They didn’t have the balls. | |||
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Ammoholic |
Has any one accounted for Lorena Bobbitt? Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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They used search dogs. They were trained Wiener dogs. I’ll see myself out. I saw it’s in mobile AL a few miles from Florida so close enough. | |||
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Seeker of Clarity |
Oh yeah!? Well I heard they've dispatched a unit.  | |||
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| Just because you can, doesn't mean you should |
Nobody has reported it as missing yet? ___________________________ Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible. | |||
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I thought the same thing until I read the story. What are the odds of someones unit getting caught onto someones vehicle and then transferred to a place away from the scene and then it just falls off as they pull into a gas station. I've found dead birds lodged in my grill after they've started stinking up the garage but I don't know how I'd react if I traced the smell to someones severed unit in my grill. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Talk about a dick that gets around... Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| St. Vitus Dance Instructor  |
My advice for the transgendered that want a panectomy done on the cheap, don't search craigslist. | |||
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| Ignored facts still exist |
Somewhere there's a UNIX joke to go with this. . | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
She got in a car wreck. Some dick cut her off. | |||
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Wait, what? |
Apparently from a pretty bad motorcycle accident; must have been, to knock his dick clean off  “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
This is a junk post. | |||
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"Member" |
And you thought it hurt when you caught your finger in the car door. (nasty abdominal and groin injuries are pretty common in motorcycle accidents, folks get eviscerated by the handlebars and gauge cluster) | |||
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 Hmmmm... 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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ALL new media reports about motorcycle accidents must include the detail: helmets or no helmets. I think its even in the Associated Press Stylebook. Maybe. This one doesn't. ____________________ | |||
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