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1. Married to Nancy

2. Drunk driving/wreck

3. Home invasion/ass beat.

https://www.foxnews.com/politi...asion-spokesman-says

RMD




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huh

Imagine that.

(hang on a sec, I'm imagining it Razz)

Wouldn't it be a hoot to find out that Nan hired a crew to rough hubby up a bit, to get the sympathy vote?
 
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He would've been safer in prison.


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Intruder probably had their way with him after they entered the back door. It is SF after all.
 
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October sympathy surprise?

Even if it's some homeless bum, perp will be painted as an Ultra MAGA white supremicist who hates hard working I-talian immigrants.


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Wouldn't it be a hoot to find out that Nan hired a crew to rough hubby up a bit, to get the sympathy vote?


I wonder if she reached out to Jussie Smollett for advice.





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They're after my Lucky Charms!
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When you advertise you have hundreds in premium ice cream and only drink top shelf booze, you can only blame yourself if an intruder breaks in and ruffs up your husband.

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This is a developing story. Please check back for updates...


SFPD and the DNC are trying to convince the attacker to wear a MAGA hat and chant 'Orange Man Good' in front of the cameras.


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Are they trying to tell everyone that the Speakers residence is so poorly secured that a single random person can not only breach it, but carry off an assault before they could be interdicted? I’m calling bullshit. What do you bet that any minute a “deranged right wing Trump supporter” will be identified.




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This immediately reminds me of Scorpio in Dirty Harry. Yup, these Dem maggots are capable of anything.


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It's hard being Paul Pelosi this year.
Not just this year, see #1 in OP.
 
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What do you bet that any minute a “deranged right wing Trump supporter” will be identified.
Nope
 
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It reeks of being an October Surprise attempt to me to be perfectly honest.

You mean to say that the woman who is about to lose her job in 11 or so days, JUST SO happens to wind up with her spouse assaulted and hospitalized?

C’mon now. Roll Eyes


 
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Originally posted by gearhounds:
Are they trying to tell everyone that the Speakers residence is so poorly secured that a single random person can not only breach it, but carry off an assault before they could be interdicted? I’m calling bullshit. What do you bet that any minute a “deranged right wing Trump supporter” will be identified.


That spurred a scenario in my head how that could happen. I can see how older gentlemen can be assaulted by someone whom they invited into their own home since it's San Francisco after all. Not that there's anything wrong with older gentlemen inviting younger men into their homes.



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He would've been safer in prison.


Not if he has the goods on Hillary and she knows it.


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Not that there's anything wrong with older gentlemen inviting younger men into their homes.
Ramon Novarro

I'm not saying that if you were married to Nancy Pelosi you would be inclined to suck dick.

I'm just saying that it's possible Razz
 
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You would drink too if you were married to Nancy.


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Another alternative, maybe he failed to kick up to the Big Guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mewFgybPGo


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Originally posted by Blackmore:
October sympathy surprise?

Even if it's some homeless bum, perp will be painted as an Ultra MAGA white supremicist who hates hard working I-talian immigrants.



From the article and headline, you are not far off...

"The assailant is in custody and the motivation for the attack is under investigation."
 
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Two sources with knowledge of the investigation into the attack told the Associated Press that Paul Pelosi, 82, was severely beaten and suffered blunt force injuries.

The U.S. Capitol Police said in a statement that it is "assisting the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the San Francisco Police with a joint investigation into a break-in at the California home of the Speaker of the House of Representatives."

"Special Agents with the USCP’s California Field Office quickly arrived on-scene, while a team of investigators from the Department’s Threat Assessment Section was simultaneously dispatched from the East Coast to assist the FBI and the San Francisco Police with a joint investigation," it added. "The law enforcement agencies will provide more information when it can be released. "


"The law enforcement agencies will provide more information when it can be released."

Meaning... we won't get the truth but they have to come up with some reason he was beat up.
I doubt it was a simple burglary attempt.

Wait... premium ice cream and top shelf booze?
OK, maybe it was.



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Originally posted by Blackmore:
October sympathy surprise?

Even if it's some homeless bum, perp will be painted as an Ultra MAGA white supremicist who hates hard working I-talian immigrants.


Probably the same nasty mega maga dudes that beat up Juicy.
 
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