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Coin Sniper |
Hey Shaq... If the world is flat, what keeps the water in the oceans? If nothing, where does it go and where does it come from? If we know every other planet in the universe that we've found is a sphere, why are we special? Do you think the astronauts that have orbited the Earth (a sphere) were just lying?? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Ball Haulin' |
Maybe basketballs are actually flat and he's been playing frisbee all these years.... -------------------------------------- "There are things we know. There are things we dont know. Then there are the things we dont know that we dont know." | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Only the sound of a lonesome, arid wind whistling through an abandoned mining camp, apparently. ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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You're probably right. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt. Jim Croce might have said it best in Don't Mess Around with Jim....... "Yeah, he's big and dumb as a man can come" I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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I don't know, it sure looks round to me.  But then again, it could be another one of those vast right wing conspiracies. Maybe I should just defer to PHD O'Neal on this one.  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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A Grateful American |
It is because your eyeballs are round. The flat view of the earth apears round when it is projected on the curved surface of your retina, and the abberation from the edge distortion of your eye's lens. And you spray chemtrails, so we already know you lie. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Ball Haulin' |
Ive been sick and the wife has had a rough week at work, so this is providing us much relief and great entertainment this morning via text. Oh...I got a GREAT chemtrail story...! Wait...more thinking on my part.... So, when I fly from JFK to LAX and utilize the Great Circle route and associated distance, is this just some kind of scam thats been programmed into the ADIRUs? -------------------------------------- "There are things we know. There are things we dont know. Then there are the things we dont know that we dont know." | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
If the world were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off it. | |||
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DeadHead |
Not if you're using GPS.   "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Green Mountain Boy |
!~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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Shaq & The General should take a ride and just keep driving till they fall off (or in).  | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
The Earth is neither flat nor round. The Earth exists only as a simulated reality inside a super-duper computer, per Elon Musk, the smartest man in the simulation. Or as the dreams of Vishnu, the sleeping god. Or merely, as Plato described, the shadow cast on the wall of a cave by a more transcendent reality. Etc, etc. With so many philosophies and religions throughout history teaching that the world is not real, isn't it a bit presumptuous to believe that the single theory saying reality is real, is really correct. I mean, come on, really? God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
I guess it's wonderful that a person that stupid can make a good living. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
The American dream! ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Snorting too much Icy-Hot ? Collecting dust. | |||
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| Ball Haulin' |
Well in that case, watch your step and dont fall off into Uranus!!! -------------------------------------- "There are things we know. There are things we dont know. Then there are the things we dont know that we dont know." | |||
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Striker in waiting |
This is what... the third or fourth time in a month that >>>>>TIMECUBE<<<<< has been relevant to the topic being discussed? It's a sign. -Rob I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888 A=A | |||
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Bad dog! |
WINNER! ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Someone should ask ol' Shaq for photos of the edge of the world.  ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Too much Gold Bond has affected what brain he might have had. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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