July 31, 2026, 09:39 PM
oddball7 Word Stories
My computer told me fuck you, man.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 31, 2026, 09:44 PM
TexasScrubI want breakfast tacos tomorrow. No cilantro.
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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
July 31, 2026, 10:48 PM
64dodgeI pulled third and mashed the gas.
July 31, 2026, 10:59 PM
coloradohunter44We should all live now, procrastinate later.
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
July 31, 2026, 11:03 PM
BeancookerWent to Phoenix. It was ridiculously hot.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
July 31, 2026, 11:09 PM
12131The demise of coloradohunter44 was greatly exaggerated.
Q
August 01, 2026, 02:51 AM
SigSauerP226Finished training. Hopefully not a fuck up!
...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... August 01, 2026, 07:13 AM
joel9507I like flying in fog. What's THAT!
August 01, 2026, 11:26 AM
SigFanYou guys are killin’ me with these!
Regards From Sunny Tucson,
SigFan
NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA
"Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky)
August 01, 2026, 01:01 PM
DennisMHow the hell
Did she find out?
August 01, 2026, 01:04 PM
V-TailMelissa had a birthday. She canned peaches.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים August 01, 2026, 02:12 PM
oddballThe bedroom television changed channels by itself.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
August 01, 2026, 02:16 PM
12131I have seen Pazuzu in my house.
Q
August 01, 2026, 02:38 PM
tgun45Five beers looked good. Twelve beers married....
August 01, 2026, 02:40 PM
tgun45Officer, she swore she was over eighteen.
August 01, 2026, 02:47 PM
tgun45Started in a Wu-han wet food market.
August 01, 2026, 03:59 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by kkina:
It's unloaded, no need to check again.
You are referring to the dishwasher, right?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
August 01, 2026, 04:04 PM
armoredHave a seat, we need to talk.
August 01, 2026, 04:42 PM
12131^^^ It’s not you. It’s me, my dear.
Q
August 01, 2026, 05:07 PM
coloradohunter44If at first you don't succeed...quit.
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!