July 30, 2026, 11:43 PM
old rugged cross7 Word Stories
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Originally posted by parabellum:
He banged a stripper. Wife divorced him.

I don't know why, made me laugh
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
July 31, 2026, 04:58 AM
Captain MorganBuilt West Virginia house in seven days.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin July 31, 2026, 05:03 AM
PHPaulMy tractor needs new tires dang it.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
July 31, 2026, 05:07 AM
oddballOtto drank twelve beers. Slept on lawn.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 31, 2026, 05:20 AM
sigmonkeyOnce upon a time. The End. Maybe...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד July 31, 2026, 05:34 AM
usmc-navMan went to the moon and back.
July 31, 2026, 05:53 AM
229DAKIt was a dark and stormy night.
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“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
-- Mark Twain, 1902
July 31, 2026, 05:53 AM
PatriotThere once was a man from Nantucket…
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Pledge allegiance or pack your bag!
The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
Spread my work ethic, not my wealth
July 31, 2026, 09:04 AM
heydrichI did not go to work today.
“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.
Is committed to helping increasing carbon emissions.
July 31, 2026, 09:09 AM
oddballShot friend's reloads, went to hospital later.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 31, 2026, 09:53 AM
YooperSigsMarquette has a beautiful lake. But cold!
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
July 31, 2026, 10:09 AM
vthokyShot with girlfriend last night. She rocks!
Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America. July 31, 2026, 10:38 AM
egregoreIt was a dark and stormy night ...
Turned out, the monster was Morbius himself.
After breathing our air, the Martians died.
July 31, 2026, 10:54 AM
PowerSurgeAte Taco Bell. Afterwards, landed on moon.
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
July 31, 2026, 11:53 AM
BeancookerHeading to Phoenix. Might die from heat.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
July 31, 2026, 12:02 PM
Z06Phoenix is Hot as HELL. Stay away!
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The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
July 31, 2026, 12:14 PM
HRKWhy am I in the Kitchen again?
July 31, 2026, 12:46 PM
tgun45There's always the truth and everything else.
July 31, 2026, 12:57 PM
LastCubScoutHe asked, "Is that a bomb?" BLAM!!!
July 31, 2026, 01:16 PM
Johnny 3eaglesLife definitely sucks and then you die.
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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