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cajunmuscle
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Tell the world a story in EXACTLY seven words. No more, no less.


Deport ALL illegal men, women and children.
 
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StorminNormin
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I have to mow my lawn tomorrow.



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sigfreund
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Gunfire in confined spaces; ears ringing forever.



“Most men … can seldom accept the simplest and most obvious truth if it … would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions … which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabrics of their lives.”
— Leo Tolstoy
 
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mrvmax
If you see me running
try to keep up
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I do not like telling short stories.
 
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parabellum
Peace through
superior firepower
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He banged a stripper. Wife divorced him.
 
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RogueJSK
Fighting the good fight
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Originally posted by sigfreund:
Gunfire in confined spaces; ears ringing forever.


Bang Bang Bang Bang

What?

*Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

WHAT?
 
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12131
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I met Mrs Q thirty years ago.


Q





 
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doublesharp
Victim of Life's
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Catch more flies with honey than vinegar


________________________
God spelled backwards is dog
 
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Pipe Smoker
Baroque Bloke
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Originally posted by sigfreund:
Gunfire in confined spaces; ears ringing forever.

A haiku; I think that is true


Serious about crackers.
 
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6guns
Partial dichotomy
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He sailed into a new foreign port...



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spunk639
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Museums allow him to touch the artworks.
 
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walkinghorse
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Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not here.


Jim
 
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MelissaDallas
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Lemon Drop Ice Cream for dinner divine!
 
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sigfreund
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Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
A haiku; I think that is true

Yes, part of a haiku it was.



“Most men … can seldom accept the simplest and most obvious truth if it … would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions … which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabrics of their lives.”
— Leo Tolstoy
 
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TMats
Legalize the Constitution
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I thought I heard a bear. No.


_______________________________________________________
despite them
 
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kkina
Lost
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It's unloaded, no need to check again.


ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
 
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tatortodd
Drill Here, Drill Now
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Take the Taco Bell explosive diarrhea challenge


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
 
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12131
Oriental Redneck
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All firearms are loaded until proven otherwise.


Q





 
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12131
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I’m the only one professional enough to…


Q





 
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old rugged cross
Green grass and
high tides
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My Mariners suck big time as usual.



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
 
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