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7 Word Stories

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July 30, 2026, 07:49 PM
cajunmuscle
7 Word Stories
Tell the world a story in EXACTLY seven words. No more, no less.


Deport ALL illegal men, women and children.
July 30, 2026, 07:50 PM
StorminNormin
I have to mow my lawn tomorrow.



NRA Benefactor Life Member
July 30, 2026, 08:37 PM
sigfreund
Gunfire in confined spaces; ears ringing forever.



“ [Evil] can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. … Against stupidity we are defenseless. … [R]easons fall on deaf ears; facts that contradict one's prejudgment simply need not be believed … and when facts are irrefutable they are just pushed aside ….”
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
July 30, 2026, 08:40 PM
mrvmax
I do not like telling short stories.
July 30, 2026, 08:42 PM
parabellum
He banged a stripper. Wife divorced him.
July 30, 2026, 08:44 PM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by sigfreund:
Gunfire in confined spaces; ears ringing forever.


Bang Bang Bang Bang

What?

*Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

WHAT?
July 30, 2026, 08:44 PM
12131
I met Mrs Q thirty years ago.


Q





July 30, 2026, 09:03 PM
doublesharp
Catch more flies with honey than vinegar


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God spelled backwards is dog
July 30, 2026, 09:03 PM
Pipe Smoker
quote:
Originally posted by sigfreund:
Gunfire in confined spaces; ears ringing forever.

A haiku; I think that is true


Serious about crackers.
July 30, 2026, 09:09 PM
6guns
He sailed into a new foreign port...



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July 30, 2026, 09:13 PM
spunk639
Museums allow him to touch the artworks.
July 30, 2026, 09:17 PM
walkinghorse
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not here.


Jim
July 30, 2026, 09:19 PM
MelissaDallas
Lemon Drop Ice Cream for dinner divine!
July 30, 2026, 10:17 PM
sigfreund
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
A haiku; I think that is true

Yes, part of a haiku it was.



“ [Evil] can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. … Against stupidity we are defenseless. … [R]easons fall on deaf ears; facts that contradict one's prejudgment simply need not be believed … and when facts are irrefutable they are just pushed aside ….”
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
July 30, 2026, 10:26 PM
TMats
I thought I heard a bear. No.


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despite them
July 30, 2026, 10:29 PM
kkina
It's unloaded, no need to check again.


ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
July 30, 2026, 10:38 PM
tatortodd
Take the Taco Bell explosive diarrhea challenge


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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July 30, 2026, 10:45 PM
12131
All firearms are loaded until proven otherwise.


Q





July 30, 2026, 10:46 PM
12131
I’m the only one professional enough to…


Q





July 30, 2026, 10:50 PM
old rugged cross
My Mariners suck big time as usual.



"Practice like you want to play in the game"