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I went to Home Depot to get some TP and the shelves were bare...... so I picked up a bunch of electrical components so I could add more outlets around my basement. We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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Should’ve visited the plumbing section and bought a bidet Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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OMG!! I’m going to Discount Tire and buying some truck tires! I’ll have to get them now in case I buy a truck! _________________________ “ What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.”— Lord Melbourne | |||
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Went to the beach and watched the families and spring breakers splash around in the Gulf. I expected to dive in and save someone. Nope. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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I’m sure that the Knights Templar would disagree with that assessment. https://www.history.com/news/w...-the-knights-templar --------------------- LGBFJB "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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Truck engine developed a misfire. Snowed 3" on top of mud. Yay!!!  | |||
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It burns when I pee. | |||
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Went to Lowe’s, the computers were down so there was no buying w/o cash...and I didn’t get my military discount... "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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Increase your alcohol intake. And make it a higher proof. At least 151 rum, but grain alcohol will work. I recommend Everclear. You can use it for hand cleaner, too. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Good advice. Next up, drunk shit posting on Friday the 13th.  | |||
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Ditto....above average incidence of Good Luck on this date.....I'm buying a lottery ticket. "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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There is 13 Grams of protein in 1 serving of my Kroger beef jerky. | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
 Needed a sidewalk edger..found this one at Lowes. 美しい犬 | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
I dropped my Hot Pocket. | |||
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Old Air Cavalryman |
It's always a lucky day for me. Especially today!  "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." | |||
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I went to the pawn shop and bought a like new used Ruger American 30-06 for $240. How's that for bad luck? Now to be so unlucky to find a used 308 for that price. | |||
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