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The Friday 13th Calamity Thread
March 13, 2020, 12:17 PM
tatortoddThe Friday 13th Calamity Thread
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Originally posted by ugeesta:
I went to Home Depot to get some TP and the shelves were bare...... so I picked up a bunch of electrical components so I could add more outlets around my basement.
Should’ve visited the plumbing section and bought a bidet
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. March 13, 2020, 01:15 PM
sjtillquote:
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OMG!! I’m going to Discount Tire and buying some truck tires! I’ll have to get them now in case I buy a truck!
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“Remember, remember the fifth of November!"
March 13, 2020, 01:47 PM
mcrimmWent to the beach and watched the families and spring breakers splash around in the Gulf. I expected to dive in and save someone. Nope.
I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown
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When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham March 13, 2020, 01:52 PM
2BobTannerquote:
Originally posted by synthplayer:
I read the verse and asked my Dad: "When Jesus said, 'Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set thee free,' to what was He referring?"
Before he answered, we both overheard my mother trying to reassure someone over the phone that the Friday the 13th stories were just superstitions, and they should be ignored.
My father didn't even have to answer my question verbally - he just looked at me after what we had just overheard with a look on his face that said it all.
I’m sure that the Knights Templar would disagree with that assessment.
https://www.history.com/news/w...-the-knights-templar
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DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!!
“Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.”
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken
March 13, 2020, 02:51 PM
phydoughTruck engine developed a misfire.
Snowed 3" on top of mud.
Yay!!!
March 13, 2020, 02:52 PM
l33571It burns when I pee.
March 13, 2020, 03:27 PM
MikeinNCWent to Lowe’s, the computers were down so there was no buying w/o cash...and I didn’t get my military discount...
“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020
“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025 March 13, 2020, 03:30 PM
rburgquote:
Originally posted by l33571:
It burns when I pee.
Increase your alcohol intake. And make it a higher proof. At least 151 rum, but grain alcohol will work. I recommend Everclear. You can use it for hand cleaner, too.
Unhappy ammo seeker
March 13, 2020, 03:38 PM
l33571quote:
Originally posted by rburg:
quote:
Originally posted by l33571:
It burns when I pee.
Increase your alcohol intake. And make it a higher proof. At least 151 rum, but grain alcohol will work. I recommend Everclear. You can use it for hand cleaner, too.
Good advice. Next up, drunk shit posting on Friday the 13th.
March 13, 2020, 04:18 PM
sgalczynquote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
13 is my lucky number, so today is a great day!!!!
Ditto....above average incidence of Good Luck on this date.....I'm buying a lottery ticket.
"No matter where you go - there you are"
March 13, 2020, 04:41 PM
David LeeThere is 13 Grams of protein in 1 serving of my Kroger beef jerky.
March 13, 2020, 04:42 PM
Pykerquote:
Originally posted by sjtill:
quote:
Thanks for your recent order. Unfortunately, the items shown below are delayed. We'll ship them as soon as we can and, if possible, upgrade you to faster shipping at no additional cost.
OMG!! I’m going to Discount Tire and buying some truck tires! I’ll have to get them now in case I buy a truck!
March 13, 2020, 04:58 PM
Sunset_Va
Needed a sidewalk edger..found this one at Lowes.
美しい犬
March 13, 2020, 06:00 PM
arfmelI dropped my Hot Pocket.
March 13, 2020, 07:17 PM
ARMT GuyIt's always a lucky day for me.
Especially today!
"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."
March 13, 2020, 08:22 PM
Texas Bob C.I went to the pawn shop and bought a like new used Ruger American 30-06 for $240. How's that for bad luck? Now to be so unlucky to find a used 308 for that price.