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tatortodd
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Originally posted by ugeesta:
I went to Home Depot to get some TP and the shelves were bare...... so I picked up a bunch of electrical components so I could add more outlets around my basement.
Should’ve visited the plumbing section and bought a bidet


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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Posts: 23996 | Location: Northern Suburbs of Houston | Registered: November 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
sjtill
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Thanks for your recent order. Unfortunately, the items shown below are delayed. We'll ship them as soon as we can and, if possible, upgrade you to faster shipping at no additional cost.


OMG!! I’m going to Discount Tire and buying some truck tires! I’ll have to get them now in case I buy a truck!


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Posts: 18649 | Location: One hop from Paradise | Registered: July 27, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Went to the beach and watched the families and spring breakers splash around in the Gulf. I expected to dive in and save someone. Nope.


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When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham
 
Posts: 4295 | Location: Saddlebrooke, Arizona | Registered: December 24, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I read the verse and asked my Dad: "When Jesus said, 'Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set thee free,' to what was He referring?"

Before he answered, we both overheard my mother trying to reassure someone over the phone that the Friday the 13th stories were just superstitions, and they should be ignored.

My father didn't even have to answer my question verbally - he just looked at me after what we had just overheard with a look on his face that said it all. Big Grin


I’m sure that the Knights Templar would disagree with that assessment.
https://www.history.com/news/w...-the-knights-templar


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Posts: 2848 | Location: Falls of the Ohio River, Kain-tuk-e | Registered: January 13, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
phydough
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Truck engine developed a misfire.
Snowed 3" on top of mud.
Yay!!! Mad
 
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l33571
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It burns when I pee.
 
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MikeinNC
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Went to Lowe’s, the computers were down so there was no buying w/o cash...and I didn’t get my military discount...


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Posts: 11585 | Location: Temple, Texas! | Registered: October 07, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
rburg
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It burns when I pee.


Increase your alcohol intake. And make it a higher proof. At least 151 rum, but grain alcohol will work. I recommend Everclear. You can use it for hand cleaner, too.


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Posts: 18394 | Location: Kentucky, USA | Registered: February 25, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It burns when I pee.


Increase your alcohol intake. And make it a higher proof. At least 151 rum, but grain alcohol will work. I recommend Everclear. You can use it for hand cleaner, too.


Good advice. Next up, drunk shit posting on Friday the 13th. Cool
 
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13 is my lucky number, so today is a great day!!!!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


Ditto....above average incidence of Good Luck on this date.....I'm buying a lottery ticket.


"No matter where you go - there you are"
 
Posts: 4690 | Location: Eastern PA-Berks/Lehigh Valley | Registered: January 03, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
David Lee
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There is 13 Grams of protein in 1 serving of my Kroger beef jerky.
 
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Thanks for your recent order. Unfortunately, the items shown below are delayed. We'll ship them as soon as we can and, if possible, upgrade you to faster shipping at no additional cost.


OMG!! I’m going to Discount Tire and buying some truck tires! I’ll have to get them now in case I buy a truck!


Big Grin
 
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Sunset_Va
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Needed a sidewalk edger..found this one at Lowes.


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arfmel
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I dropped my Hot Pocket.
 
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ARMT Guy
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It's always a lucky day for me.

Especially today! Smile



"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."



 
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Texas Bob C.
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I went to the pawn shop and bought a like new used Ruger American 30-06 for $240. How's that for bad luck? Now to be so unlucky to find a used 308 for that price.
 
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