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| Peace through superior firepower  |
...maybe get a really good hot fire going in the barbecue pit and put that freaking thing on it and close the lid. | |||
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| Stuck on himself |
But why? | |||
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Telecom Ronin |
My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? I looked her dead in the eye and said, "the motherfucking decepticons". She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time. Old joke that may soon not be a joke  | |||
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| No Compromise |
Nope, and hell nope. H&K-Guy | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Fire it out of a cannon. Run over it with road grader or a zamboni. | |||
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What do you do if Astro decides to hump Alexa ? "Hold my beer.....Watch this". | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Need to run it through a Waste Kang…  | |||
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I would prefer "Rosie" Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Yes, society 'is' that damn lazy. I have a few smart plugs and a programmable thermostat and I sometimes wonder if I've gone too far. At least identifying the hopelessly stupid among us will be easy going forward. They'll be the morons spending $1k for one of these things. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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| No Compromise |
Wood. Chipper. Now. H&K-Guy | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Wrap a chain around it, tie the chain to your bumper and take a drive across the US. | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
Tape some tannerite to it, take it to the range and have some fun with its demise. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Made me think of the scene from “National Lampoon’s Vacation”. Thanks for the laugh!  | |||
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Wonder if it’ll get along with the Ring Drone ? | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
And there will be lines around the corner of people ready and willing to pay a thousand dollars for this pre NS-5 robot. But then ask these same people if they're at all concerned about the erosion of people's privacy nowadays. Most will likely say yes. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Maybe take it along on one of those Grand Canyon helicopter tour rides and throw it out. Can it be programmed to scream on the way out? It's true I want one, but only to be able to kill it. | |||
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Zero chance one will be found in my home. | |||
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Oh, that would be their clandestine model. ____________________ | |||
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Dances with Wiener Dogs |
Try beatin' down with your feet Looks like she's startin' to crank Let's take the gasoline out Try puttin' beer in the tank Bring the beer over here 'Cause I need it to steer Try pullin out all the wires Try stuffin' cheese in the cracks Try dynamitin' the tank Smash all the glass with an ax Do you have any grease? Pour it over the seats _______________________ “The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” Ayn Rand “If we relinquish our rights because of fear, what is it exactly, then, we are fighting for?” Sen. Rand Paul | |||
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| Telecom Ronin |
"little guy kept up...."  | |||
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