Amazon - bringing home spying to a whole new level: Introducing Astro

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September 29, 2021, 03:35 PM

parabellum

Amazon - bringing home spying to a whole new level: Introducing Astro

...maybe get a really good hot fire going in the barbecue pit and put that freaking thing on it and close the lid.

September 29, 2021, 04:40 PM

dewhorse

My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house?
I looked her dead in the eye and said, "the motherfucking decepticons". She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.

Old joke that may soon not be a joke

September 29, 2021, 04:46 PM

parabellum

Fire it out of a cannon. Run over it with road grader or a zamboni.

September 29, 2021, 05:03 PM

nighthawk

What do you do if Astro decides to hump Alexa ?

"Hold my beer.....Watch this".

September 29, 2021, 05:37 PM

Patrick-SP2022

Need to run it through a Waste Kang…

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016

September 29, 2021, 07:25 PM

bigdeal

Yes, society 'is' that damn lazy. I have a few smart plugs and a programmable thermostat and I sometimes wonder if I've gone too far. At least identifying the hopelessly stupid among us will be easy going forward. They'll be the morons spending $1k for one of these things.

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September 29, 2021, 07:38 PM

parabellum

Wrap a chain around it, tie the chain to your bumper and take a drive across the US.

September 29, 2021, 08:32 PM

WaterburyBob

Tape some tannerite to it, take it to the range and have some fun with its demise.

_{"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards}

September 29, 2021, 09:09 PM

tgtshuter

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Wrap a chain around it, tie the chain to your bumper and take a drive across the US.

Made me think of the scene from “National Lampoon’s Vacation”.

Thanks for the laugh!

September 29, 2021, 10:30 PM

phydough

Wonder if it’ll get along with the Ring Drone ?

September 29, 2021, 11:28 PM

Balzé Halzé

And there will be lines around the corner of people ready and willing to pay a thousand dollars for this pre NS-5 robot. But then ask these same people if they're at all concerned about the erosion of people's privacy nowadays. Most will likely say yes.

~Alan

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God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

September 29, 2021, 11:30 PM

parabellum

Maybe take it along on one of those Grand Canyon helicopter tour rides and throw it out. Can it be programmed to scream on the way out?

It's true I want one, but only to be able to kill it.

September 29, 2021, 11:41 PM

sns3guppy

Zero chance one will be found in my home.

September 30, 2021, 05:55 AM

RichardC

quote:
Originally posted by sns3guppy:
Zero chance one will be found in my home.

Oh, that would be their clandestine model.

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September 30, 2021, 06:48 AM

XinTX

Try beatin' down with your feet
Looks like she's startin' to crank
Let's take the gasoline out
Try puttin' beer in the tank
Bring the beer over here
'Cause I need it to steer

Try pullin out all the wires
Try stuffin' cheese in the cracks
Try dynamitin' the tank
Smash all the glass with an ax
Do you have any grease?
Pour it over the seats

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September 30, 2021, 07:14 AM

dewhorse

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Wrap a chain around it, tie the chain to your bumper and take a drive across the US.

"little guy kept up...."