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My dad used to tell me, when I did stupid shit, that if I did it again he would kick me from hell to breakfast Boy! If you do that again I’ll kick you from hell to breakfast! It wasn’t until years later that I contemplated how hard someone had to be kicked to go from a place to an event. —————————————————— If the meek will inherit the earth, what will happen to us tigers? | |||
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As long as you live under my roof you are gonna do what I say. | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
My Dad's version was "As long as you stick your knees under my table..." Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
I still use that, just slightly differently like, “The cattle were scattered from hell to breakfast.” Thinking about it, my mom used more of those old expressions than dad did. The “more than Carter’s got pills” that was mentioned earlier. She’d say what sounded like, “You look like Helen Brown.” Then one of us would look down and see that we were wearing a brown shirt. She’d be smiling. “What are you doin’, mom?” “Oh, filing my nails with a buzz saw,” she’d answer without looking up. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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eat it or go to bed hungry | |||
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I'm not heating the outside meant close the door, and are you paying the electric bill this month meant turn the light off. | |||
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Quit sitting there like a bump on a log. If you are bored I will give you something to do! | |||
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Wipe that smile off your face or I will wipe it off for you. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out just as quick." "You feeling froggy, boy? Then go ahead and jump!" "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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Who do you think you are Queen of Sheeba?? | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
Didn't even have that option in our house. Just "Eat it." The "or else" didn't need to be said out loud. To this day there are things that I absolutely WILL NOT eat. Not in my house, not in someone else's house to be polite. Liver in any form, cauliflower, rutabaga and parsnips top the list. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Wait, what? |
"That's the way the mop flops". Still says it at 83 “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Dad would call me Pierre' often accompanied by a rap of his knuckles on the back of my head. Most likely I deserved it as I certainly wasn't any angel. He was a very big man and a Sargent of a platoon in the airborne in WWII, a tuff old bird who definitely commanded my respect...yes sir and no sir was a standard reply. I learned a lot about respect and honesty from him, he demanded nothing less. He was an extremely generous man underneath that staunch exterior, though rarely seen. I owe him a lot more than I ever gave now that I'm older. I often smile to myself when I think about ole Pierre'... Regards, Will G. | |||
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"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground." "Cold as a witch's tit in a brass brassiere." 十人十色 | |||
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Victim of Life's Circumstances |
poking fun at someone was 'making a toot out of them' if I spent money foolishly it was 'they sure saw you coming or you must have been mighty full handed' he looks like he was shot at and missed but shit at and hit. raining harder than a double cunted cow pissing on a flat rock. miss an easy shot in a pool game 'you tore your britches that time' yes = does a fat baby fart yes = does a wild bear shit in the woods ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | |||
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I'd rather have luck than skill any day |
Dad’s favorite expression and I’ll still use it today is, “I’d rather have luck than skill any day.” | |||
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sick puppy |
I remembered another: if something was hot, and someone recoiled from the temp or dropped the dish or pan, theyd say it “has instructions on it”. Confused as a kid i asked what those instructions were and theyd tell me “instructions to put it down” ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
Reveille "Drop your cocks and grab your socks" SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Banned |
I'd rather be an hour early than 1 minute late. | |||
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If someone was overweight, my friends father would say "their Crisco," and then say "fat in the can". Living the Dream | |||
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