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The other day, I was approached (Accosted) by a young person of uncertain sexual orientation and unknown color (Beige Skin) and she proceeded to accuse me of being a Racist Bigot. She proceeded to brand me as "You People" and then followed up with a whole list of wrongs going back to Slavery and Catholicism for all of the sins of domination and down trodding that I was personally guilt of. And she insisted that Reparations were due.

I have had time in recent years to think about all of the polite and politically correct responses that I should have. All of them started with "No, I'me not". So I decided to follow a different tact.

"Yes. And your problem is?" I replied. In the silence that followed by my admission of Guilt, I followed up by saying " I AM a Bigot. I don't like a lot of things, you included. I DO like tall white women, loaded guns, Good Bourbon, Rare Steaks, and gasoline automobiles. I like a wide variety of Music but Rap ain't one of them It rhymes with ****. And I come from the Generation that built the world that you live in. So Either thank me for Cars, Colleges, The Internet, Hospitals, vacations, and all of the things you have enjoyed, or don't use them. And Don't bother getting in my way because you will be a speed bump on the road of Progress and satisfaction."

It was a strangely uplifting moment. Gosh It felt good. And I had my favorite 229 on me so I wasn't too worried about a crowd of opposition.

Grin. Bigots are Neat.


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So how did this situation come about?
 
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It was a dark and stormy night...
 
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Should've told her to go and make you a sandwich, and call her cupcakes, that way she could add sexist to her list.
 
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Should've told her to go and make you a sandwich, and call her cupcakes, that way she could add sexist to her list.


That right there is funny!!!!! Big Grin


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It was a dark and stormy night...


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I was in line at Costco for the check out (Automated) and she was in another line. Apparently our line was going too fast compared to hers, and she felt it was my obligation to let her in mine.
When I felt it was not reasonable, she reacted to my disagreement with the spiel.
I was a bit irritated.


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So how did this situation come about?
OP received an email and chose to pass it off as his story…



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Dear Penthouse,
The other day,
It was a dark and stormy night... I was approached

And you can figure out the rest.


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"Yes. And your problem is?" I replied. In the silence that followed by my admission of Guilt, I followed up by saying " I AM a Bigot. I don't like a lot of things, you included. I DO like tall white women, loaded guns, Good Bourbon, Rare Steaks, and gasoline automobiles. I like a wide variety of Music but Rap ain't one of them It rhymes with ****. And I come from the Generation that built the world that you live in. So Either thank me for Cars, Colleges, The Internet, Hospitals, vacations, and all of the things you have enjoyed, or don't use them. And Don't bother getting in my way because you will be a speed bump on the road of Progress and satisfaction."


 
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And then everyone clapped.




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And I had my favorite 229 on me so I wasn't too worried about a crowd of opposition.

 
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Did you use your signal mirror to let the fighter pilots overhead know that you were in danger?




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when I read the title I thought "Yes, in reality we are all bigoted in one way or another" and your response to this person was better than I could have ever come up with.


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It was a dark and stormy night...


The smooth, but unmistakable sound of steel clearing kydex.


I was born to the way of the gun…

I got that reference, brought back some memories.


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FUD is that you?


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Cool story bro...
 
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