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| Three Generations of Service  |
"In the event of a third belly rub, I will bite the shit out of them, as per protocol" There is so much truth in that line, it leaves me gasping for breath. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Oh, you think you know. The cat sez; "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Touch my belly, fool!" It's like the tootsie roll pop center. How many licks? How many belly strokes? The world may never know.  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Sig Forum Smart-Ass |
 The "Rub-a-belly Bite-the-Daddy" game.  "What? Where are you going? Are we done playing?"  Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid NRA Life Member NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor | |||
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------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand!  |
cat.exe is archiving...  ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| Eat, sleep, fish. Forced to work. |
^^^Bwahahaha! CJ, you come up with some good ones  | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster  |
We are not amused.  "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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100% Pure Evil |
 _________________________________________________________ Entropy ain't what it used to be... | |||
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This Space for Rent |
oh, that could be dangerous to kitties health. That would really suck to plop on the couch not knowing kitty was in the pillows  We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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| Tequila with lime |
If Ron Swanson were a cat. Thank you President Trump. | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
My buddy Chauncey. It's been almost a year and a half since we started him on chemotherapy. He is still doing well.   | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Chauncey it a fine looking, dignified cat! Glad to hear he's still going strong. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that  Was down at my parents' home for their golden anniversary party, and snapped a pic of Abby, their tortie calico they rescued last year.  “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” | |||
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| Big Stack |
A twenty claw trap waiting to spring?
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| A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Sig Forum Smart-Ass |
Evil human + Long cuff welding gloves + Belly rubbins = confused kitteh. Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid NRA Life Member NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor | |||
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Puddle Pirate |
I used to do that as a kid, put on winter mitts and go to town on the kittehs belly. He would go apeshit on it for a minute with his teeth and back paws, then would go limp and start looking around for an escape like nothing was happening. He tore my gloves up shortly afterwards...on my bed. Thinsulate everywhere. "I know where you sleep human..." _____________________________________ “You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” -Al Capone "Happiness is red and free." | |||
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