Enough with the cat pictures

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June 27, 2014, 07:36 PM

PHPaul

Enough with the cat pictures

"In the event of a third belly rub, I will bite the shit out of them, as per protocol"

There is so much truth in that line, it leaves me gasping for breath.

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

June 28, 2014, 10:58 AM

sigmonkey

Oh, you think you know.

The cat sez; "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Touch my belly, fool!"

It's like the tootsie roll pop center.

How many licks? How many belly strokes?

The world may never know.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד}

June 28, 2014, 12:32 PM

Rotndad

The "Rub-a-belly Bite-the-Daddy" game.

"What? Where are you going? Are we done playing?"

Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence.
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July 02, 2014, 06:50 PM

ugeesta

quote:
Originally posted by cjwagner:
cat.exe is archiving...

oh, that could be dangerous to kitties health. That would really suck to plop on the couch not knowing kitty was in the pillows

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July 03, 2014, 08:20 PM

Mr. Kook

quote:
Originally posted by Swain0351:
We are not amused.

If Ron Swanson were a cat.

Thank you President Trump.

July 03, 2014, 08:32 PM

Patrick-SP2022

My buddy Chauncey.
It's been almost a year and a half since we started him on chemotherapy.
He is still doing well.

July 03, 2014, 08:46 PM

Johnny 3eagles

Chauncey it a fine looking, dignified cat! Glad to hear he's still going strong.

Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.

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July 06, 2014, 11:28 AM

C-Dubs

My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that

Was down at my parents' home for their golden anniversary party, and snapped a pic of Abby, their tortie calico they rescued last year.

“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”

July 06, 2014, 11:55 AM

BBMW

A twenty claw trap waiting to spring?

quote:
Originally posted by C-Dubs:
My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד}

July 06, 2014, 03:17 PM

Rotndad

quote:
Originally posted by C-Dubs:
My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that

Evil human + Long cuff welding gloves + Belly rubbins = confused kitteh.

Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence.
-Ovid

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July 06, 2014, 11:54 PM

kornesque

I used to do that as a kid, put on winter mitts and go to town on the kittehs belly. He would go apeshit on it for a minute with his teeth and back paws, then would go limp and start looking around for an escape like nothing was happening.

He tore my gloves up shortly afterwards...on my bed. Thinsulate everywhere. "I know where you sleep human..."

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