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| Tequila with lime |
If Ron Swanson were a cat. Thank you President Trump. | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
My buddy Chauncey. It's been almost a year and a half since we started him on chemotherapy. He is still doing well.   | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Chauncey it a fine looking, dignified cat! Glad to hear he's still going strong. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand!  |
 ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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My cat Sasha was just lying around, imagine that, but going spread eagle...tempting you to just give her a belly rub...I know better than to try that  Was down at my parents' home for their golden anniversary party, and snapped a pic of Abby, their tortie calico they rescued last year.  “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” | |||
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| Big Stack |
A twenty claw trap waiting to spring?
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Sig Forum Smart-Ass |
Evil human + Long cuff welding gloves + Belly rubbins = confused kitteh.  Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid NRA Life Member NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor | |||
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Puddle Pirate |
I used to do that as a kid, put on winter mitts and go to town on the kittehs belly. He would go apeshit on it for a minute with his teeth and back paws, then would go limp and start looking around for an escape like nothing was happening. He tore my gloves up shortly afterwards...on my bed. Thinsulate everywhere. "I know where you sleep human..." _____________________________________ “You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” -Al Capone "Happiness is red and free." | |||
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| Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor  |
Since I'm a bleeder I found the super heavy duty, long cuff rubber gloves for handling chemicals works best with kittehs that have claws & teeth.  ________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun. | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
 If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Help!!! I've been kidnapped!!! My human slave revolted by throwing me in a cage; driving me 45 minutes in his Silverado Torture Edition; loaded me like luggage into some house-like vehicular torture device; drove down every windy, rough road in Alaska at break neck speed; and now he's trying to trick me out of my safety zone.  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| A Strangely Persuasive Monster  |
 "Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous | |||
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| There's always money in the banana stand! |
Cat trap  ------------------------------------------------------------ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
That's cold. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Asshole I'd prefer that we didn't post stuff of people acting like assholes to their trusting pets. Jerk. Someone should slam his empty head in that freezer.This message has been edited. Last edited by: parabellum, ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
I wish mine was this good...  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
Not as funny if kitteh gets his leg wedged in the hinge and it snaps. ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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