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Not a picture, but from CraigsList: Barn Kittens: Blood Thirsty Sisters Free to a Good Home We have two kittens in need of a new home. Now, when I say kittens, I know you're expecting two lovable fluff balls that you could bond and cuddle with. I assure you that this is not the case. These sisters are two unstoppable forces of hell fire and lightning. They were born for the sole purpose of wrecking the day of any candy ass mouse, rat, or hippy that is unfortunate enough to cross their path. What's that? You wanna pet them? Good luck, mother fucker! These little rage cannons will leave you feeling empty as they neglect you to further their search for prey. But if you can respect them and leave well enough alone, the sisters will keep your home rodent free and you'll love them for it. Stats: Name: Mew Color: Calico Bio: This cat is all business all the time. Of the two, she is easily the most vicious. She was born when the waves of Poseidon crashed upon the last saber tooth tiger. The result - the living embodiment of fear in the eyes of all mouse kind. Name:Espurr Color: Russian Blue Bio: The more stealthy of the duo, Lady Espurr prefers clinging to the shadows, patiently awaiting the perfect moment to strike. Though not quite as vicious as Mew, she is still a trained killer with a heart of ice and a hunger for murder. These kittens are not kid friendly. They don't like people. They feel no pain and cannot be reasoned with. But if you need barn cats to get rid of rats and other such pests, they're your girls. Sorry I can't enclose pics. As with all evil entities their image can't be captured on film and I'm too scared to try. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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City dogs, overly domesticated! ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C5TUVXU/?tag=051-20 if you really love your cat Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Don't bother me. I'm old and don't want to put up with your shit anymore. We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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ON PRANCER! GO DONNER! ON BLITZEN!! ,,. Why don't these #%*?€><€%}~\ things fly?" Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Ah yes... the high speed run culminating with a dive into Mr. Crinkle! Our cats know it well, especially at 3:00AM. We ended up having to put Mr. Crinkle to bed each night to curtail that activity! ![]()
Our middle cat, 5-year old Biskit, is a sucker for the canvas tote bags. My wife uses them for grocery shopping, and Biskit is all over them the moment they come in the door, whether they still have groceries in them or not! Biskit is the big grey and white furball behind the black and white varmint in the picture below. He's about 26 lbs of muscle, flab, and fluff, and when he crashes the crinkle tube, he CRASHES the crinkle tube! The B&W one in front is Oreo, and Mr. Crinkle is his favorite! ![]() ____________________________ Bill R. North Alabama _____________________________ Classic West German P-Series Fan... Hammer-Fired Only! | |||
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Hey guys, I figured you all would appreciate this. A close friend of mine is a crazy (in an awesome way!) cat lady. She's always had at least a couple of cats around, and tries to rescue whenever she can. She rescued this little guy, Trooper, when he was in bad shape. Trooper spent the first night at the vet on fluids and ICU care. 1.8 lbs @ 12 weeks old, worms, scabies, skin infection, UTI, and URI. Before: ![]() After: ![]() The rescue of Trooper When life closes a door, open it. It's a door. That's how they work. | |||
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That is just fantastic! Dave | |||
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Awesome story about Trooper. He sure loves his new mother. | |||
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This is a brave cat. Turn on a vacuum anywhere in my house, and my cat is gone. NRA Life Member | |||
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Here is my Molly, helping me learn how to sew. ![]() _________________________ You do NOT have the right to never be offended. | |||
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![]() "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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A cat. A spinning bobbin. What could go wrong? | |||
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![]() ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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^^^ I have not enjoyed toilet paper from the proper dispenser in over 14 years. ![]() It didn't take long to learn that I would be using "shredded floor TP" if I didn't store it somewhere my cat couldn't get to it. | |||
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