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Not a picture, but from CraigsList:

Barn Kittens: Blood Thirsty Sisters Free to a Good Home

We have two kittens in need of a new home. Now, when I say kittens, I know you're expecting two lovable fluff balls that you could bond and cuddle with. I assure you that this is not the case.

These sisters are two unstoppable forces of hell fire and lightning. They were born for the sole purpose of wrecking the day of any candy ass mouse, rat, or hippy that is unfortunate enough to cross their path.

What's that? You wanna pet them?
Good luck, mother fucker!

These little rage cannons will leave you feeling empty as they neglect you to further their search for prey. But if you can respect them and leave well enough alone, the sisters will keep your home rodent free and you'll love them for it.

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Name: Mew
Color: Calico
Bio: This cat is all business all the time. Of the two, she is easily the most vicious. She was born when the waves of Poseidon crashed upon the last saber tooth tiger. The result - the living embodiment of fear in the eyes of all mouse kind.

Name:Espurr
Color: Russian Blue
Bio: The more stealthy of the duo, Lady Espurr prefers clinging to the shadows, patiently awaiting the perfect moment to strike. Though not quite as vicious as Mew, she is still a trained killer with a heart of ice and a hunger for murder.

These kittens are not kid friendly.
They don't like people.
They feel no pain and cannot be reasoned with.

But if you need barn cats to get rid of rats and other such pests, they're your girls.
Sorry I can't enclose pics. As with all evil entities their image can't be captured on film and I'm too scared to try.



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It's good to see dogs finally understanding their place in the pet world.


City dogs, overly domesticated!


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V-tail that is hilarious!


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Absolutely beautiful fella!!! Do your kitties like the crinkle tube as much as mine do?


Thanks. The one pictured absolutely loves the crinkle tube, particularly running towards and diving into it. It's really cool to watch him do it. Though it's equally uncool when he does the same thing in the middle of the night and I'm sleeping.

Ah yes... the high speed run culminating with a dive into Mr. Crinkle! Our cats know it well, especially at 3:00AM. We ended up having to put Mr. Crinkle to bed each night to curtail that activity! Big Grin

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The other one will occasionally do a run through the tube but he doesn't really play with it too much. He much prefers those cheap canvas tote bags. He's like a crack addict for those things and will go crazy trying to grab them from you and even sometimes jump in one if you hold it open for him.

Our middle cat, 5-year old Biskit, is a sucker for the canvas tote bags. My wife uses them for grocery shopping, and Biskit is all over them the moment they come in the door, whether they still have groceries in them or not! Biskit is the big grey and white furball behind the black and white varmint in the picture below. He's about 26 lbs of muscle, flab, and fluff, and when he crashes the crinkle tube, he CRASHES the crinkle tube! The B&W one in front is Oreo, and Mr. Crinkle is his favorite!


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Hey guys, I figured you all would appreciate this. A close friend of mine is a crazy (in an awesome way!) cat lady. She's always had at least a couple of cats around, and tries to rescue whenever she can.

She rescued this little guy, Trooper, when he was in bad shape. Trooper spent the first night at the vet on fluids and ICU care. 1.8 lbs @ 12 weeks old, worms, scabies, skin infection, UTI, and URI.

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After:


The rescue of Trooper


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That is just fantastic!

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Awesome story about Trooper. He sure loves his new mother.
 
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Here is my Molly, helping me learn how to sew.


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I have not enjoyed toilet paper from the proper dispenser in over 14 years. Big Grin

It didn't take long to learn that I would be using "shredded floor TP" if I didn't store it somewhere my cat couldn't get to it.


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