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the white and gray cat looks very satisfied Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Yeah, and the other one's like "Shit, I know I'm gonna get blamed for this. ASSHOLE!" | |||
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 ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 This meme reminds me of an old stray tom (we named Sylvester being black and white) that adopted us over 30 years ago...he made friends with our neighbors and would spend part of the day sitting on their porch swing... When they came home from work...he would greet them and then come back home to lay around some more...they liked him and had no pets of their own... One day after the usual meet-n-greet...instead of coming home...he slipped into their home...laying low (more like laying around unnoticed) until they went to bed... About 1:00 in the morning Sylvester decided he needed to go out... He proceeded to jump square on their bed and walked over them to get to their attention... Panic with screaming ensued in the darkness...for some reason they both thought it was a possum that had been hanging around their back door at night... We received a phone call about Sylvester...he was on his on his way home  ...The neighbors were good sports and Sylvester continued his regular meet and greet...but they always checked to make sure he came home and as far as I know...never went into their house again... He was a pretty good old cat...he died in his sleep one afternoon laying in front of our floor heater vent in late winter 1993... We were his for 10 years  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Charmingly unsophisticated |
_______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals |
That is funny! I've sent this around the world to my family.  Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor | |||
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A Grateful American |
BOMBS AWAY!!!      This message has been edited. Last edited by: sigmonkey, "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Thank you for the good morning LOL ! | |||
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| Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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^^^ That's dog gone funny! "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
CREEPY CAT LADY LEVEL TWO BAZILLION Watching this, I started to feel relaxed. Link to original video: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/X9xLlelg8qk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>This message has been edited. Last edited by: Sig2340, Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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 "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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 "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
 "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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^ Bad breath or pointy knees.... Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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 Here is one thing I hate about cats. I rarely let Rupert up in my lap (for reasons which will become obvious in a moment). But this morning, during a momentary lapse of reason, I let him plop down on me and commenced rubbing and scratching him. What does he do to thank me? Starts digging his claws into my arm and stomach! "Thank you, Keeper of the Food and Cleaner of the Pan! In return for these minutes of pampering, I shall knead your body with my flesh-rending claws that you may never forget this pleasant time together." Every cat harbors some small fragment of the soul of the Marquis de Sade. _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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He's just saying in his unique way that you're not a comfy person on which to lie. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
This happened to me. Once I was sleeping in a tent on my porch. I was dreaming that I was being crushed and couldn't breathe. I woke up and there was a stray cat sitting on my chest with it's face about two inches from mine. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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Pixie had been watching the meer cat special on TV  | |||
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