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September 10, 2015, 11:03 AM
tatortodd
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Originally posted by Ripley:
the white and gray cat looks very satisfied
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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September 10, 2015, 12:39 PM
Expert308
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
the white and gray cat looks very satisfied
Yeah, and the other one's like "Shit, I know I'm gonna get blamed for this. ASSHOLE!"
September 14, 2015, 03:53 PM
jbcummings
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
September 14, 2015, 07:53 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
This meme reminds me of an old stray tom (we named Sylvester being black and white) that adopted us over 30 years ago...he made friends with our neighbors and would spend part of the day sitting on their porch swing...
When they came home from work...he would greet them and then come back home to lay around some more...they liked him and had no pets of their own...
One day after the usual meet-n-greet...instead of coming home...he slipped into their home...laying low (more like laying around unnoticed) until they went to bed...
About 1:00 in the morning Sylvester decided he needed to go out...
He proceeded to jump square on their bed and walked over them to get to their attention...
Panic with screaming ensued in the darkness...for some reason they both thought it was a possum that had been hanging around their back door at night...
We received a phone call about Sylvester...he was on his on his way home ...
The neighbors were good sports and Sylvester continued his regular meet and greet...but they always checked to make sure he came home and as far as I know...never went into their house again...
He was a pretty good old cat...he died in his sleep one afternoon laying in front of our floor heater vent in late winter 1993...
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
September 15, 2015, 12:02 PM
AllenInAR
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September 15, 2015, 04:44 PM
AZSigs
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That is funny! I've sent this around the world to my family.
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September 16, 2015, 11:18 AM
sigmonkey
BOMBS AWAY!!!
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"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
September 17, 2015, 02:01 PM
sigmonkey
^^^ That's dog gone funny!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
September 19, 2015, 09:37 AM
Sig2340
CREEPY CAT LADY LEVEL TWO BAZILLION
Watching this, I started to feel relaxed.
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Nice is overrated
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September 20, 2015, 03:30 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
September 20, 2015, 03:39 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
September 21, 2015, 09:34 PM
Orguss
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
September 23, 2015, 09:22 AM
Shaql
^ Bad breath or pointy knees....
Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
September 23, 2015, 12:03 PM
AllenInAR
Here is one thing I hate about cats. I rarely let Rupert up in my lap (for reasons which will become obvious in a moment). But this morning, during a momentary lapse of reason, I let him plop down on me and commenced rubbing and scratching him. What does he do to thank me? Starts digging his claws into my arm and stomach!
"Thank you, Keeper of the Food and Cleaner of the Pan! In return for these minutes of pampering, I shall knead your body with my flesh-rending claws that you may never forget this pleasant time together."
Every cat harbors some small fragment of the soul of the Marquis de Sade.
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September 23, 2015, 12:11 PM
Orguss
He's just saying in his unique way that you're not a comfy person on which to lie.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
September 23, 2015, 12:26 PM
brecaidra
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Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
This happened to me. Once I was sleeping in a tent on my porch. I was dreaming that I was being crushed and couldn't breathe. I woke up and there was a stray cat sitting on my chest with it's face about two inches from mine.
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September 23, 2015, 02:06 PM
elmer
Pixie had been watching the meer cat special on TV
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