|Master of one hand |
Sharks, snakes and octopi. Yuk.
Oh and spiders too
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Yeah , seems like it goes on forever . I'm not interested .
|The Unmanned Writer|
Until the people stop watching and the money stops flowing.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime
"I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson
Thats like, shark season, man.
Shark week is only one week. I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's true.
Shark week promotion week however runs the prior 51 weeks. I understand how you missed the distinction, it's easy to do.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
Just when you thought its was safe to turn on your TV....
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
And don't forget all the Sharknado spin-offs....
About 10 weeks less than Black History Month
|drop and give me |
As long as the advertisers are willing to pay. .............. drill sgt.
|Little ray |
About as long as the Olympics. Too long.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
You know, I used to also get pissed about the stupidity of never-ending Shark Weeks... I just realized that since cutting the cord a couple of years ago, I haven't even thought of it.
Until now, because I saw this, and it just jumped out of the depths and shredded a chunk out of my recently found peace with three rows of teath.
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