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How many months does shark week last?
July 18, 2021, 03:47 PM
Hamden106How many months does shark week last?
Aarrgh!
Sharks, snakes and octopi. Yuk.
Oh and spiders too
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July 18, 2021, 03:49 PM
selogicYeah , seems like it goes on forever . I'm not interested .
July 18, 2021, 04:58 PM
LS1 GTOUntil the people stop watching and the money stops flowing.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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July 18, 2021, 06:58 PM
Herkdriver12
"I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson July 18, 2021, 08:32 PM
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Thats like, shark season, man.
July 19, 2021, 08:23 AM
PerceptionShark week is only one week. I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's true.
Shark week promotion week however runs the prior 51 weeks. I understand how you missed the distinction, it's easy to do.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." July 19, 2021, 01:07 PM
YooperSigsJust when you thought its was safe to turn on your TV....
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
July 19, 2021, 05:23 PM
GraniteguyAnd don't forget all the Sharknado spin-offs....
August 04, 2021, 02:31 PM
Brazos DanAbout 10 weeks less than Black History Month
August 04, 2021, 03:02 PM
drill sgtAs long as the advertisers are willing to pay. .............. drill sgt.
August 18, 2021, 10:49 AM
jhe888About as long as the Olympics. Too long.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. August 18, 2021, 10:29 PM
spdskiYou know, I used to also get pissed about the stupidity of never-ending Shark Weeks... I just realized that since cutting the cord a couple of years ago, I haven't even thought of it.
Until now, because I saw this, and it just jumped out of the depths and shredded a chunk out of my recently found peace with three rows of teath.