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How many months does shark week last?

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July 18, 2021, 03:47 PM
Hamden106
How many months does shark week last?
Aarrgh!

Sharks, snakes and octopi. Yuk.

Oh and spiders too



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July 18, 2021, 03:49 PM
selogic
Yeah , seems like it goes on forever . I'm not interested .
July 18, 2021, 04:58 PM
LS1 GTO
Until the people stop watching and the money stops flowing. Wink






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July 18, 2021, 06:58 PM
Herkdriver
12



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July 18, 2021, 08:32 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by Herkdriver:
12

Thats like, shark season, man.
July 19, 2021, 08:23 AM
Perception
Shark week is only one week. I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's true.

Shark week promotion week however runs the prior 51 weeks. I understand how you missed the distinction, it's easy to do.




"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
July 19, 2021, 01:07 PM
YooperSigs
Just when you thought its was safe to turn on your TV....


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July 19, 2021, 05:23 PM
Graniteguy
And don't forget all the Sharknado spin-offs....
August 04, 2021, 02:31 PM
Brazos Dan
About 10 weeks less than Black History Month
August 04, 2021, 03:02 PM
drill sgt
As long as the advertisers are willing to pay. .............. drill sgt.
August 18, 2021, 10:49 AM
jhe888
About as long as the Olympics. Too long.




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August 18, 2021, 10:29 PM
spdski
You know, I used to also get pissed about the stupidity of never-ending Shark Weeks... I just realized that since cutting the cord a couple of years ago, I haven't even thought of it.

Until now, because I saw this, and it just jumped out of the depths and shredded a chunk out of my recently found peace with three rows of teath.