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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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I recall there being a swallowable device that imaged your innards from teeth to tail.

I guess the reusable feature turns folks off.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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"...... so I'm running a little behind..."


Yours or his?


"mine" and "little" are two words you will never hear in the same sentence. Eek

(At least, from astern...)




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I semi-seriously thought about looking for one of those wet-transfer kiddie tattoo things and tattooing "Welcome, Dr. Harmon" in the tramp-stamp position...


That would have been really funny if Dr. Harmon called in sick.
 
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Delusions of Adequacy
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If either of these things occur, leave at once.
1. When you ask where to hang your pants, he says, "right over there, next to mine"
2. Feeling a hand on your shoulder is normal. Feeling a hand on both shoulders... is not.

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I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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When I got mine, they put a hospital gown on me. Then they told me I was in the wrong location, so I had to walk to another room thru a lobby where there were about 8 nurses. The nurse with me told me she was sorry I had to change rooms. I told her sarcastically that it was ok, I just loved showing my butt off to all. I heard one nurse say; "You ought to be proud of that one." The nurse with me said; "She ought to know she has been here a while and seen a lot of butts. My face turned blood red and my ears felt really hot. I did not appreciate her comment until the next day sometime.


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