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Went in for a routine colonoscopy today. Schedule said "be here by 8:30 for check-in and prep, procedure scheduled for 9:30" Well, I did my part, but the procedure didn't start until closer to 10:30. Doc came in to brief me and go over the forms and said "Sorry, I had an emergency gall bladder operation, so I'm running a little behind..." About 2 dozen responses to that flew through my mind, but he didn't seem like he'd appreciate my twisted sense of humor so I bit 'em back. Pretty near hurt myself doing it too. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | ||
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Good on you. He probably heard it before anyway. | |||
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Probably a wise thing,you don't need any mistakes with instruments down there  | |||
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That reminds me of a Doctor my girlfriend saw years ago. Dr. Payne. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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So what's up your ass today?  | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Nothin' but air at the moment! I semi-seriously thought about looking for one of those wet-transfer kiddie tattoo things and tattooing "Welcome, Dr. Harmon" in the tramp-stamp position... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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It's not healthy to hold it in, you know... | |||
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See, I think he was teeing up a softball for you and you let him down. Gotta knock those out of the park. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Apparently technology has changed since my last one, no residual air/bloating after the procedure this time around. Last time was a fart circus... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Having been an inveterate wiseass since childhood, and having thereby wedged my foot firmly in my mouth innumerable times, I've developed a pretty good sense of who's up for it and who isn't. I decided it probably wasn't wise to risk pissing off the man who was about to shove 4 feet of garden hose up my ass... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Everything is smaller, back in the day they needed sherpas to get the equipment up in there. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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At least you've got that behind you . . . . | |||
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And tomorrow's another routine day...  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Actually, it's a Good News/Bad News scenario. Good news is, the polyps were benign, bad news is that means I get to ride the silver pony every 5 years now. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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You're a better man than I. I can never seem to not take a shot at opportunities like that. Edit: I've never had the procedure. Looking to stay that way for a while. NXGen Tactical CZ P-09 MHS Trials #79 | P320RX-TSS | P320SCR | VP9 LE | |||
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I had my most recent last fall. I remember (just barely) saying to the anesthetist, as he injected the Propofol into the IV line, "that's not doing anyth..." | |||
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My Urologist has a sign "Never accept a glass of lemon aid from this doctor". | |||
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Ha. Fair enough. It was your ass on the line after all | |||
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"You should try looking at it from my end"? __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Yours or his? ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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