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My sense of humor and discretion.

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March 02, 2017, 09:34 PM
Sig2340
My sense of humor and discretion.
I recall there being a swallowable device that imaged your innards from teeth to tail.

I guess the reusable feature turns folks off.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
March 03, 2017, 04:18 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by OneWheelDrive:
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
"...... so I'm running a little behind..."


Yours or his?


"mine" and "little" are two words you will never hear in the same sentence. Eek

(At least, from astern...)




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
March 03, 2017, 10:43 AM
CD228
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
I semi-seriously thought about looking for one of those wet-transfer kiddie tattoo things and tattooing "Welcome, Dr. Harmon" in the tramp-stamp position...


That would have been really funny if Dr. Harmon called in sick.
March 04, 2017, 10:41 AM
zoom6zoom
If either of these things occur, leave at once.
1. When you ask where to hang your pants, he says, "right over there, next to mine"
2. Feeling a hand on your shoulder is normal. Feeling a hand on both shoulders... is not.

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I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
March 04, 2017, 11:52 AM
Aquabird
When I got mine, they put a hospital gown on me. Then they told me I was in the wrong location, so I had to walk to another room thru a lobby where there were about 8 nurses. The nurse with me told me she was sorry I had to change rooms. I told her sarcastically that it was ok, I just loved showing my butt off to all. I heard one nurse say; "You ought to be proud of that one." The nurse with me said; "She ought to know she has been here a while and seen a lot of butts. My face turned blood red and my ears felt really hot. I did not appreciate her comment until the next day sometime.


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