"Lieutenant O'Neil...when I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya." [SLAM!!!]
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again.
In the tank, a lobster eats itself slowly from the inside. That's why you have to check its weight when you buy one. If it's not as heavy as it looks, it has been in the tank too long. Some people still kill a lobster by throwing it in boiling water. By now everyone should know that for the animal it's the most agonizing death, because it takes so long for it to die. The best way to kill a lobster is with a well place stab in the neck. It's quickest.
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.