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Unhyphenated American
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lick my love pump.


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You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.


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I'm Different!
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Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.



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Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
 
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What's wrong with being sexy?


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She should be made to smell it, but...

But not, you know, over and over.



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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Unhyphenated American
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As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died...
uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he
choked on vomit.
David: He passed away.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
David: It's ugly.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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It is one band that I wouldn't ever want to be the drummer!


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“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
 
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These go to eleven...
 
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...don't even look at it, it'll go out of tune...


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Festina Lente
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it's such a thin line between clever and stupid...



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There is a world elsewhere
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why don't you make ten louder?


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You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.
 
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I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

 
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