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Unhyphenated American |
lick my love pump. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | ||
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You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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I'm Different! |
Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved. “Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em | |||
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What's wrong with being sexy? ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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Caribou gorn |
She should be made to smell it, but... But not, you know, over and over. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe? Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died... uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he choked on vomit. David: He passed away. Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not.... David: It's ugly. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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It is one band that I wouldn't ever want to be the drummer! ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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These go to eleven... | |||
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...don't even look at it, it'll go out of tune... ___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..." | |||
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Festina Lente |
it's such a thin line between clever and stupid... NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught" | |||
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There is a world elsewhere |
why don't you make ten louder? A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed. | |||
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You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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