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Well, this piece is called......
March 12, 2017, 12:10 PM
Floyd D. BarberWell, this piece is called......
lick my love pump.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
March 12, 2017, 04:09 PM
CPD SIGYou know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
March 12, 2017, 07:21 PM
mrbill345Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” March 12, 2017, 11:57 PM
dsietsTalk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
March 13, 2017, 12:52 AM
CPD SIGWhat's wrong with being sexy?
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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
March 13, 2017, 10:37 AM
YellowJacketShe should be made to smell it, but...
But not, you know, over and over.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. March 13, 2017, 07:46 PM
Floyd D. BarberAs long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
March 13, 2017, 07:50 PM
Floyd D. BarberMarty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died...
uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he
choked on vomit.
David: He passed away.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
David: It's ugly.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
March 14, 2017, 07:28 PM
CPD SIGIt is one band that I wouldn't ever want to be the drummer!
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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
March 14, 2017, 08:36 PM
SigmundThese go to eleven...
March 14, 2017, 08:43 PM
JDHunz...don't even look at it, it'll go out of tune...
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March 15, 2017, 02:56 PM
feersum dreadnaughtit's such a thin line between clever and stupid...
NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught"
March 15, 2017, 04:37 PM
Echtermetzgerwhy don't you make ten louder?
A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed.
March 17, 2017, 06:37 PM
sincityboyYou don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.
March 17, 2017, 07:07 PM
Floyd D. BarberI do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member