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We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy. We go on riverboat gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do. And now that is all wrecked! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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I run trains! |
We literally have never done any of those things. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Complacency sucks… | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Why are you so sweaty? ... I was watching Cops. | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
You and I both know Cops doesn’t come on until 4. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
"You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends." "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Flat. So flat. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. You don’t even look good when you’re singing. 1200 a week in voice lessons and this is what I get? OK, I’m going to save it with this solo. | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
"Did we just become best friends?" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Boats 'n hoe's! | |||
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This is a house of learned doctors. | |||
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| Fighting the good fight |
YEP! | |||
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Still finding my way |
The Catalina fucking wine mixer. | |||
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| Member |
I’ve been called the songbird of my generation | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
Is he saying POW? Why does he keep saying that? NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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"I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins" | |||
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| Sigforum K9 handler |
I’m so not a raper. | |||
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I been earnin' and burnin' Snappin' necks and cashin' checks! I want the Catalina Wine Mixer ! ------------------------------------- Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
At home I do the first thing, and my cats visit me there. (I live alone, except for the cats.) I've not done any of the others. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| Get Off My Lawn |
“I’m fucking miserable, I had to get up at 10 O’clock this morning.” "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Stop yelling, you're waking the neighbors! The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me? --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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