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We like to shit with the door open.
We talk about pussy.
We go on riverboat gambling trips.
We make our own beef jerky.
That’s what we do.
And now that is all wrecked!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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We literally have never done any of those things.



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Complacency sucks…
 
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Why are you so sweaty?

... I was watching Cops.
 
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You and I both know Cops doesn’t come on until 4.




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"You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends."



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Flat. So flat. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. You don’t even look good when you’re singing. 1200 a week in voice lessons and this is what I get? OK, I’m going to save it with this solo.




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"Did we just become best friends?"



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Boats 'n hoe's!
 
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"Did we just become best friends?"


YEP!
 
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The Catalina fucking wine mixer.
 
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Is he saying POW?
Why does he keep saying that?




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I’m so not a raper.




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I been earnin' and burnin'

Snappin' necks and cashin' checks!

I want the Catalina Wine Mixer !

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Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
 
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We literally have never done any of those things.
At home I do the first thing, and my cats visit me there. (I live alone, except for the cats.) I've not done any of the others.

flashguy




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I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?


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