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Dad, we’re men, okay? That means a few things.

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May 23, 2020, 05:09 PM
Prefontaine
Dad, we’re men, okay? That means a few things.
We like to shit with the door open.
We talk about pussy.
We go on riverboat gambling trips.
We make our own beef jerky.
That’s what we do.
And now that is all wrecked!


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
May 23, 2020, 06:45 PM
SigM4
We literally have never done any of those things.


Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Complacency sucks…
May 23, 2020, 06:55 PM
RogueJSK
Why are you so sweaty?

... I was watching Cops.
May 23, 2020, 08:20 PM
MikeGLI
You and I both know Cops doesn’t come on until 4.



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
May 23, 2020, 08:22 PM
oddball
"You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends."


"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
May 23, 2020, 10:23 PM
jljones
Flat. So flat. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. You don’t even look good when you’re singing. 1200 a week in voice lessons and this is what I get? OK, I’m going to save it with this solo.



www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



May 24, 2020, 12:59 AM
Orguss
"Did we just become best friends?"


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
May 24, 2020, 05:44 AM
Chuck Perry
Boats 'n hoe's!
May 24, 2020, 08:28 AM
Leemur
This is a house of learned doctors.
May 24, 2020, 09:21 AM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
"Did we just become best friends?"


YEP!
May 24, 2020, 10:19 AM
Ryanp225
The Catalina fucking wine mixer.
May 24, 2020, 11:02 AM
corsair
I’ve been called the songbird of my generation
May 24, 2020, 12:09 PM
MikeGLI
Is he saying POW?
Why does he keep saying that?



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
May 24, 2020, 09:39 PM
shiftyvtec
"I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins"
May 24, 2020, 10:30 PM
jljones
I’m so not a raper.



www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



May 25, 2020, 09:44 AM
Sig209
I been earnin' and burnin'

Snappin' necks and cashin' checks!

I want the Catalina Wine Mixer !

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Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
May 27, 2020, 03:09 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by SigM4:
We literally have never done any of those things.
At home I do the first thing, and my cats visit me there. (I live alone, except for the cats.) I've not done any of the others.

flashguy



Texan by choice, not accident of birth
May 27, 2020, 03:19 PM
oddball
“I’m fucking miserable, I had to get up at 10 O’clock this morning.”


"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
May 27, 2020, 03:36 PM
P250UA5
Stop yelling, you're waking the neighbors!



The Enemy's gate is down.
May 27, 2020, 05:08 PM
Jimbo Jones
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.