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"If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here."



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
 
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Fighting the good fight
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- Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On the radio!

- What do we circulate? That we're looking for a man who has recently drunk milk?
 
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Call it.
 
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^^^ LOL, Boss, that is hilarious!



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
 
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Is uh, Carson Wells there?



Not in the sense that you mean. You need to come see me.


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Well all the time ya spend trying to get back what's been took from ya, more is going out the door.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
 
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I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money.



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


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Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
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“You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.”


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I don't know what it is about this movie but every time it comes on, I have to watch it.
 
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Compared to what? The bubonic plague?



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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He's got some hard bark on him.




Phone's ringing, Dude.
 
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Are you going to shoot me?

That depends. Do you see me?
 
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Or it'll be mixed in with the others and become just a coin.
 
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...which it is.



The scary part of that exchange for me is that I actually understand what that loon means.
 
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"How those Larrys holding up?"

"Good, good. I need everything else."

"Okay."

"You have a lot of people come in here without any clothes on?"

"No, sir. It's unusual."



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
 
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It ain't often you see a Mexican in a suit.
 
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I don't know what it is about this movie but every time it comes on, I have to watch it.


I understand, I now own the movie and the book. The book has some interesting details not in the movie.


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I'm fixin to do somethim dumber than hell. But I'm goin anyways.
 
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