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"It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?"

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June 27, 2017, 12:29 PM
TheFrontRange
"It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?"
"If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here."



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
June 27, 2017, 04:08 PM
RogueJSK
- Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On the radio!

- What do we circulate? That we're looking for a man who has recently drunk milk?
June 27, 2017, 04:11 PM
tdp113530
Call it.
June 27, 2017, 04:33 PM
parabellum

June 27, 2017, 04:43 PM
TheFrontRange
^^^ LOL, Boss, that is hilarious!



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
June 27, 2017, 04:44 PM
Floyd D. Barber
Is uh, Carson Wells there?



Not in the sense that you mean. You need to come see me.


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June 27, 2017, 04:47 PM
Floyd D. Barber
Well all the time ya spend trying to get back what's been took from ya, more is going out the door.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

June 28, 2017, 05:34 AM
Aquilon
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
June 28, 2017, 06:26 AM
Bigboreshooter
I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money.



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

June 28, 2017, 07:01 AM
CQB60
“You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.”


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
June 28, 2017, 09:31 AM
patw
I don't know what it is about this movie but every time it comes on, I have to watch it.
June 28, 2017, 10:15 AM
YellowJacket
Compared to what? The bubonic plague?



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
June 28, 2017, 04:28 PM
AUTiger89
He's got some hard bark on him.




Phone's ringing, Dude.
June 28, 2017, 08:53 PM
mikeyspizza
Are you going to shoot me?

That depends. Do you see me?
June 29, 2017, 12:04 PM
f2
Or it'll be mixed in with the others and become just a coin.
June 29, 2017, 12:36 PM
parabellum
...which it is.



The scary part of that exchange for me is that I actually understand what that loon means.
June 29, 2017, 10:53 PM
TheFrontRange
"How those Larrys holding up?"

"Good, good. I need everything else."

"Okay."

"You have a lot of people come in here without any clothes on?"

"No, sir. It's unusual."



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
June 30, 2017, 12:29 PM
83v45magna
It ain't often you see a Mexican in a suit.
June 30, 2017, 09:17 PM
EasyFire
quote:
Originally posted by patw:
I don't know what it is about this movie but every time it comes on, I have to watch it.


I understand, I now own the movie and the book. The book has some interesting details not in the movie.


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June 30, 2017, 09:24 PM
Virginia sheepdog
I'm fixin to do somethim dumber than hell. But I'm goin anyways.