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Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. A big day? Doing what? Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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You're my boy, Blue! | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
- I'm kicked out of school?! I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me! - C'mon, she's not gonna kill you... - Yes she is! See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family, and when I left she said: "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you!" She showed me the knife! | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
I'm here for the gangbang... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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| Fighting the good fight |
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... | |||
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Caribou gorn |
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen-year-old girls everyday? I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
"Took the restrictor plate off to give the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the downlow, it's not exactly street legal. Hey, Mike! (waves)" NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened. Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time? | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
It's after midnight now, so technically it's now tomorrow morning. Enjoy your drink. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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