Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

A big day? Doing what?

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

You're my boy, Blue!

- I'm kicked out of school?! I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me!

- C'mon, she's not gonna kill you...

- Yes she is! See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family, and when I left she said: "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you!" She showed me the knife!

I'm here for the gangbang...

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen-year-old girls everyday?

"Took the restrictor plate off to give the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the downlow, it's not exactly street legal. Hey, Mike! (waves)"

Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.

Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

It's after midnight now, so technically it's now tomorrow morning. Enjoy your drink.