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I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
"What the hell is going on out here? The jet skis just went overboard!" ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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My other Sig is a Steyr. |
I take pills when I get a headache. Happens at least twice a year. | |||
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Spent 4 days on hydrocodone last week.... that was enough for me. Now I do like those morphine drips.... but it seems they won't let you take them home from the hospital. My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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Barbarian at the Gate |
I’ll Tell You What, I’m Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don’t Care Whose Birthday It Is. “Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.” ― John Adams "Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie." - Principal Skinner. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
"Get the 'luudes! I will not die sober! GET THOSE FUCKIN' 'LUDES!!!" ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Caribou gorn |
Sell me this pen. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
"Hey fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! A whole year's salary! I call them fun coupons!" ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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