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I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.



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You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you.


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I take pills when I get a headache. Happens at least twice a year.




 
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Spent 4 days on hydrocodone last week.... that was enough for me.

Now I do like those morphine drips.... but it seems they won't let you take them home from the hospital.


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I’ll Tell You What, I’m Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don’t Care Whose Birthday It Is.



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"Get the 'luudes! I will not die sober! GET THOSE FUCKIN' 'LUDES!!!"


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Sell me this pen.



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"Hey fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! A whole year's salary! I call them fun coupons!"


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