On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month.

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November 24, 2019, 10:44 PM

Prefontaine

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month.

I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

November 25, 2019, 01:26 AM

CPD SIG

You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you.

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November 25, 2019, 06:11 AM

Balzé Halzé

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November 25, 2019, 08:14 AM

.38supersig

I take pills when I get a headache. Happens at least twice a year.

November 26, 2019, 05:04 AM

Blume9mm

Spent 4 days on hydrocodone last week.... that was enough for me.

Now I do like those morphine drips.... but it seems they won't let you take them home from the hospital.

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"Runs with Scissors"

November 26, 2019, 07:08 PM

Belwolf

I’ll Tell You What, I’m Never Eating At Benihana Again. I Don’t Care Whose Birthday It Is.

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November 26, 2019, 08:27 PM

P220 Smudge

"Get the 'luudes! I will not die sober! GET THOSE FUCKIN' 'LUDES!!!"

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November 27, 2019, 11:03 PM

P220 Smudge

"Hey fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! A whole year's salary! I call them fun coupons!"

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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”

Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.