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The Unmanned Writer |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| In search of baseball, strippers, and guns |
Watch out for your cornhole! —————————————————— If the meek will inherit the earth, what will happen to us tigers? | |||
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What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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| california tumbles into the sea |
Well why don't you just uh go by Mike instead of Michael? No way. Why should I change. He's the one who sucks.This message has been edited. Last edited by: f2, | |||
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I'm Different! |
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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"Why does it say paper jam if there is no paper jam?" Used guns deserve a home too | |||
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| Do the next right thing  |
So you're going to make a lot of money, right? | |||
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| The Unknown Stuntman  |
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean? | |||
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| Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle  |
There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
He was on a local radio station promoting some charity in Los Angeles and the female part of the radio team opened with "are you the ass clown they were talking about in the movie?" He laughed so hard and suddenly I was certain milk came out his nose. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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