What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
May 05, 2018, 12:53 PM
LS1 GTO
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
May 05, 2018, 01:21 PM
Kevbo
Watch out for your cornhole!
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May 05, 2018, 01:47 PM
Prefontaine
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Originally posted by LS1 GTO: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
May 05, 2018, 02:00 PM
f2
Well why don't you just uh go by Mike instead of Michael?
No way. Why should I change. He's the one who sucks.This message has been edited. Last edited by: f2,
May 05, 2018, 02:34 PM
mrbill345
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Originally posted by Prefontaine:
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Originally posted by LS1 GTO: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Wow, that's messed up. What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly”
May 06, 2018, 08:46 AM
fatmanspencer
"Why does it say paper jam if there is no paper jam?"
Used guns deserve a home too
May 07, 2018, 10:33 PM
bobtheelf
So you're going to make a lot of money, right?
May 08, 2018, 12:21 AM
bionic218
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean?
May 12, 2018, 04:05 AM
redstone
There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson
May 12, 2018, 01:24 PM
LS1 GTO
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Originally posted by redstone: There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
He was on a local radio station promoting some charity in Los Angeles and the female part of the radio team opened with "are you the ass clown they were talking about in the movie?" He laughed so hard and suddenly I was certain milk came out his nose.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...