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First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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And I want a sports car. Something that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Not minority enough! | |||
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How about the SUX 9000? Evaluating volume of fire vs. shot placement effectiveness. | |||
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Fly High, A.J.![]() |
I'd buy that for a dollar! | |||
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Bitches...LEAVEThis message has been edited. Last edited by: IndyRob, | |||
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"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Can you do that daddy? | |||
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Frangas non Flectes![]() |
“Dick, you’re fired!” “Thank you.”This message has been edited. Last edited by: P220 Smudge, ______________________________________________ Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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I was just waiting. It was on last night hence the thread. I still laugh every time he says it. What is also quite funny is the space defense laser system misfiring in the news and it accidentally fired on Santa Barbara. That’s the creators of the film hating that area and the assholes that live there. The news also says the accidental laser firing killed two former presidents. There are many subtle jabs in the film and I quite like the humor. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Cobra assault cannon: State of the art bang-bang. Paul Verhoeven may be nuttier than squirrel turds, but damn did he know how to make an over-the-top sci-fi movie! - Bret | |||
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Can you fly Bobby? | |||
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Let the mayor go, and we'll throw in a BlauPunkt. | |||
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"C'mon Sal, Tigers are playing... TO-NIGHT!"
Hilarious behind the scenes on "Bitches leave!" scene. | |||
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^^^^^ That was funny! | |||
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GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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