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I'm looking for good quotes  "If You Mention Extortion Again, I’ll Have Your Legs Broken.” -Dean Wormer | ||
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“Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.” “Put A Sock In It, Boy, Or Else You’ll Be Outta Here Like Shit Through A Goose.” Dean Wormer ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
You fucked up, you trusted us. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans? Forget it, he's rolling. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?" "Otis...my man!" BTW, the bass player in Otis Day and the Knights is Robert Cray. When in doubt, mumble | |||
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Three on, one off |
“Then as of this moment, they’re on Double Secret Probation” | |||
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That boy is a P-I-G pig! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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GATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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Do you still want to show me your cucumber? Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to be Batman!  |
"They took the bar. The whole fucking bar." | |||
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It was Greggie and Douggie... and some of the other Hitler youth. | |||
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Otis! My Man... Regards, Will G. | |||
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Don't Panic |
"We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even." | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
"Seven years of college down the drain..." "If I was you, I'd be-" "Leaving? What a good idea!" "A Pledge Pin??! On your uniform?!" ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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| Honor and Integrity |
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! | |||
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Damn glad to meet you! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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You guys playing cards? Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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I'll tell you what. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. D-Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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