"If You Mention Extortion Again, I’ll Have Your Legs Broken.”
-Dean Wormer
November 01, 2020, 03:52 AM
f2
Knowledge is good.
November 01, 2020, 05:42 AM
CQB60
“Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.”
“Put A Sock In It, Boy, Or Else You’ll Be Outta Here Like Shit Through A Goose.”
Dean Wormer
______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
November 01, 2020, 05:53 AM
2000Z-71
You fucked up, you trusted us.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
November 01, 2020, 06:05 AM
YellowJacket
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it, he's rolling.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
November 01, 2020, 06:14 AM
henryaz
"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"
"Otis...my man!"
BTW, the bass player in Otis Day and the Knights is Robert Cray.
When in doubt, mumble
November 01, 2020, 08:00 AM
G-Man
“Then as of this moment, they’re on Double Secret Probation”
November 01, 2020, 09:40 AM
mr kablammo
That boy is a P-I-G pig!
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
November 01, 2020, 09:58 AM
tleo205
GATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 01, 2020, 11:10 AM
Pyker
November 01, 2020, 11:43 AM
Puckpilot78
Do you still want to show me your cucumber?
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
November 01, 2020, 12:39 PM
jsbcody
"They took the bar. The whole fucking bar."
November 01, 2020, 03:03 PM
PeteF
It was Greggie and Douggie... and some of the other Hitler youth.
November 01, 2020, 03:12 PM
just1tym
Otis! My Man...
Regards, Will G.
November 02, 2020, 10:36 AM
joel9507
"We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even."
November 02, 2020, 10:53 AM
slabsides45
"Seven years of college down the drain..."
"If I was you, I'd be-" "Leaving? What a good idea!"
"A Pledge Pin??! On your uniform?!"
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers
November 02, 2020, 11:02 AM
ptruck
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
November 02, 2020, 11:42 AM
YooperSigs
Damn glad to meet you!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
November 02, 2020, 12:56 PM
Jimbo Jones
You guys playing cards?
Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
November 02, 2020, 12:58 PM
Jimbo Jones
I'll tell you what. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. D-Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
