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I'm looking for good quotes Smile

"If You Mention Extortion Again, I’ll Have Your Legs Broken.”

-Dean Wormer
 
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Knowledge is good.
 
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“Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.”

“Put A Sock In It, Boy, Or Else You’ll Be Outta Here Like Shit Through A Goose.”

Dean Wormer


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
 
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Jack of All Trades,
Master of Nothing
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You fucked up, you trusted us.




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

Forget it, he's rolling.



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"
 
"Otis...my man!"
 
BTW, the bass player in Otis Day and the Knights is Robert Cray.



When in doubt, mumble
 
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“Then as of this moment, they’re on Double Secret Probation”
 
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Slayer of Agapanthus


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That boy is a P-I-G pig!


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
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GATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Do you still want to show me your cucumber?



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
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Never miss an opportunity
to be Batman!
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"They took the bar. The whole fucking bar."
 
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It was Greggie and Douggie... and some of the other Hitler youth.
 
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Otis! My Man...



Regards, Will G.
 
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Don't Panic
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"We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even."
 
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"Seven years of college down the drain..."

"If I was you, I'd be-" "Leaving? What a good idea!"

"A Pledge Pin??! On your uniform?!"


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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
 
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Honor and Integrity
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Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
 
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Damn glad to meet you!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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You guys playing cards?

Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
 
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I'll tell you what. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. D-Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
 
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