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Yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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Striker in waiting |
Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888 A=A | |||
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Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Be Careful What You Wish For... |
It would be nice to have that kind of job security. ____________________________________________________________ Georgeair: "...looking around my house this morning, it's not easily defended for long by two people in the event of real anarchy. The entryways might be slick for the latecomers though...." | |||
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It's a jump... to conclusions mat. “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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Never Go Full Retard |
I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? They don't think it be like it is, but it do. | |||
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What would you say...you do here? ____________________ I Like Guns and stuff | |||
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Ducatista |
Did you get the memo? ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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california tumbles into the sea |
and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita | |||
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Rail-less and Tail-less |
....two chicks at the same time _______________________________________________ Use thumb-size bullets to create fist-size holes. | |||
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sick puppy |
Well, at least your name isnt Michael Bolton. ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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Why should I change? He's the one who sucks... ___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..." | |||
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california tumbles into the sea |
PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean? | |||
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"The ratio of people to cake is too big." ________________________ P229 Stainless Elite P320 X-Five Legion P320 X-Carry | |||
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Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Things go well I might be showing her my "Oh" face. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" You know what I'm talking about. "Oh!" | |||
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Peripheral Visionary |
There was nothing wrong with it until that no talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys... | |||
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Knowing is Half the Battle |
Hey Peter, man, check out Channel 9, its the breast exam! | |||
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If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly! |
Watch out for your cornhole. Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. | |||
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King Nothing |
Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Great movie. Love that the stapler guy speaks so eloquently in Boardwalk Empire. Just complete opposite ends of the spectrum, this movie and Boardwalk. ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
We need to talk about your flair. Really? I... I have fifteen pieces on. I, also... Well, okay. Fifteen is the minimum, okay? Okay. Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile. Okay. So you... you want me to wear more? | |||
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