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I gotta wake my a** up at 6am every morning this week, drive up to Las Colinas
September 18, 2017, 03:11 PM
PrefontaineI gotta wake my a** up at 6am every morning this week, drive up to Las Colinas
Yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 18, 2017, 03:28 PM
BurtonRWOh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888
A=A September 18, 2017, 06:20 PM
2000Z-71Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. September 18, 2017, 06:51 PM
MonkIt would be nice to have that kind of job security.
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Georgeair: "...looking around my house this morning, it's not easily defended for long by two people in the event of real anarchy. The entryways might be slick for the latecomers though...."
September 18, 2017, 09:28 PM
Lt CHEGIt's a jump... to conclusions mat.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” September 18, 2017, 09:50 PM
MitchbSCI have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
They don't think it be like it is, but it do. September 19, 2017, 07:38 AM
KDRWhat would you say...you do here?
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I Like Guns and stuff
September 19, 2017, 12:23 PM
rainman64Did you get the memo?
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"He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod"
Compressions 9.5:1
September 19, 2017, 02:38 PM
f2and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita
September 19, 2017, 06:07 PM
Dusty78....two chicks at the same time
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Use thumb-size bullets to create fist-size holes.
September 19, 2017, 06:34 PM
PorterNWell, at least your name isnt Michael Bolton.
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While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn
September 19, 2017, 06:37 PM
JDHunzWhy should I change? He's the one who sucks...
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"Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..."
September 19, 2017, 07:19 PM
f2PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?
September 19, 2017, 07:51 PM
heisrizn"The ratio of people to cake is too big."
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P229 Stainless Elite
P320 X-Five Legion
P320 X-Carry
September 19, 2017, 08:34 PM
ss9961Things go well I might be showing her my "Oh" face. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" You know what I'm talking about. "Oh!"
September 19, 2017, 08:48 PM
tigereye313There was nothing wrong with it until that no talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys...
September 19, 2017, 09:03 PM
Scuba Steve SigHey Peter, man, check out Channel 9, its the breast exam!
September 19, 2017, 09:38 PM
Todd HuffmanWatch out for your cornhole.
Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. September 21, 2017, 12:22 AM
SigSauerP226Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Great movie. Love that the stapler guy speaks so eloquently in Boardwalk Empire. Just complete opposite ends of the spectrum, this movie and Boardwalk.
...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way... September 21, 2017, 02:37 PM
PASig
We need to talk about your flair.
Really? I... I have fifteen pieces on. I, also...
Well, okay. Fifteen is the minimum, okay?
Okay.
Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
Okay. So you... you want me to wear more?
