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You ain't from this planet are you Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sitting in a car… that's worth less than your shirt? _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Protection from what? Zee Germans? | |||
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D'ya like dags? I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
"Whats wrong with that spot over there?" "It's too tight" "Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that spot" Very quotable movie. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven! |
What's happening with them sausages, Charlie? Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish. It was two minutes five minutes ago. | |||
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"Do you know who I am?" "I do." (One of three guys.) "Good. That'll save me some time then." "Well, I don't..." (One of the other guys.) ...and then, well, six pieces and sixteen pigs...(somebody post that clip!) | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
"This is a shotgun, Saul." "It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Tony: "Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet Dodger?" Avi: "Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?" Tony: "Because he dodges bullets, Avi!" I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker | |||
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I hate pikeys. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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What do I know about diamonds? ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Fixed. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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