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| Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. |
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"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
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| Its a Cinderella story....
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
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| Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
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| This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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| We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you. |
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| quote: Originally posted by 83v45magna:
We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
My wife and I use this line when shopping. |
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| -What's wrong with lumber yards? I own two lumber yards. -I notice you don't spend much time there. -I don't know quite where they are.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. |
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| "I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile." and a favorite from back in the day learning to land on aircraft carriers.... "I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. |
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| Ohhhh, rat farts!
Mongo only pawn in game of life... |
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