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I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
May 22, 2018, 05:47 PM
rwdflynavyI've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason
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May 22, 2018, 06:37 PM
tk13So I've got that going for me...which is nice.
May 22, 2018, 08:34 PM
2012BOSS302Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. May 22, 2018, 11:29 PM
mr kablammoDoodie!
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
May 23, 2018, 12:00 AM
YooperSigsIts a Cinderella story....
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 23, 2018, 04:59 AM
ugeestaHey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
May 23, 2018, 06:06 AM
CQB60This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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May 23, 2018, 06:19 AM
83v45magnaWe have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
May 23, 2018, 07:26 AM
cne32507quote:
Originally posted by 83v45magna:
We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
My wife and I use this line when shopping.
May 23, 2018, 08:08 AM
Hound DogHey! You scratched my anchor!
Fear God and Dread Nought
Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
May 23, 2018, 08:11 AM
YellowJacket-What's wrong with lumber yards? I own two lumber yards.
-I notice you don't spend much time there.
-I don't know quite where they are.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. May 23, 2018, 02:32 PM
mojojojo"I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile."
and a favorite from back in the day learning to land on aircraft carriers....
"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. May 23, 2018, 02:44 PM
YellowJacketDon't sell yourself short... you're a tremendous slouch.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. May 23, 2018, 02:44 PM
LS1 GTOHey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
May 23, 2018, 03:31 PM
Puckpilot78Ohhhh, rat farts!
Mongo only pawn in game of life... May 23, 2018, 04:07 PM
Loswsmith50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
May 23, 2018, 04:22 PM
tgtshuterNow I know why tigers eat their young.
May 23, 2018, 05:16 PM
rwdflynavyHey Wang, don't tell them you're Jewish.
"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason
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May 23, 2018, 05:19 PM
jljonesGunga galunga
May 23, 2018, 07:59 PM
mikeyspizzaHey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!