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The Unmanned Writer
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posted July 15, 2021 10:04 PM
So was I, last week.

On a beach, in Florida.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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posted July 15, 2021 10:26 PMHide Post
Am I stealing your car?

You can borrow it for as long as you like...
 
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Angry Korean
with a Dark Soul
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posted July 15, 2021 11:52 PMHide Post
Remember, *you* wanted this.
 
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Still finding my way
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posted July 16, 2021 09:21 AMHide Post
"Ya think?"
"All the time. You should try it."
 
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posted July 16, 2021 05:48 PMHide Post
And sticking it to your father because...

No. Not my father. The Office of the District Attorney.

...because the Office of the District Attorney never bought you a pony.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
 
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posted July 16, 2021 06:52 PMHide Post
Hey Army. What's the serial number on the rifle?
 
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I have lived the
greatest adventure
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posted July 17, 2021 03:40 PMHide Post
What's the date on the quarter?

quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
Hey Army. What's the serial number on the rifle?




Phone's ringing, Dude.
 
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Happiness is
Vectored Thrust
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posted July 18, 2021 07:58 AMHide Post
There are four types of people who join the military. For some, it's a family trade. Others are patriots, eager to serve. Next, you have those who just need a job. Then there's the kind who want a legal means of killing other people.



Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
 
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posted July 18, 2021 09:15 AMHide Post
I sure wish they hadn’t fucked up dash two. (not a movie quote an observation)
 
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Equal Opportunity Mocker
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posted July 19, 2021 12:31 PMHide Post
The last two guys, they always run.


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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
 
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posted July 19, 2021 01:37 PMHide Post
That makes you half human.



Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
 
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posted July 20, 2021 07:59 AMHide Post
I was born in October. When I get to my birthday, I'm gonna pull the trigger.


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
 
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School Curmudgeon
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posted July 26, 2021 09:08 AMHide Post
I still think Ray Stevenson would have been excellent in this role.




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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posted July 27, 2021 07:18 PMHide Post
There are three things cops never do. They don't vote Democrat, they don't drive Cadillacs, and they never use personal vehicles.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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posted July 31, 2021 07:34 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
I still think Ray Stevenson would have been excellent in this role.

Yep




Phone's ringing, Dude.
 
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